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The making of the May 2006 bin Laden tape. The following, of course, is fiction: Maryland, USA. General X - The April tape hasn't done wonders for the President. This time, can we have Osama mentioning virgins or something? General Z - Is this a joke about Bush? General X - How about getting a top actor to play Osama? Perry Mason? James Mason? General Z - How many masons does it take to....? General X - It's a secret. General X - What are our aims for this new tape? Colonel Y - Zacarias Moussaoui says he lied in admitting involvement in 9 11. We'll get Osama to confirm that. Makes Osama sound authentic and accurate. Also, Osama can say some of the Guantanamo people are innocent. He's not giving away any great secrets. General Z - More folks are beginning to doubt our story about Arab hijackers. Colonel Y - Osama will say he personally chose the hijackers. General X - My kid says the Afghan children are no different from American children. General Z - You mean they just sit around and get bombed. --------------------------------------------------- Prison Planet.tv: The Premier Multimedia Subscription Package: Download and Share the Truth! Please help our fight against the New World Order by giving a donation. As bandwidth costs increase, the only way we can stay online and expand is with your support. Please consider giving a monthly or one-off donation for whatever you can afford. You can pay securely by either credit card or Paypal. Click here to donate. |