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Satire: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses, and Wants His Fingers Back Unconfirmed
Sources WASHINGTON (UCS News) -- Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the suspected mastermind
of the September 11, 2001, terror attacks, admitted to those attacks
and numerous others during a U.S. military hearing on Saturday. After
his confession he requested that his interrogators return six missing
fingers and remove the electrodes from is testicles. The list of some 29 operations he was responsible for is followed by a shorter list of operations he was partially responsible for, including an assassination attempt against then-Pope John Paul II while he was visiting the Philippines. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed admitted that he timed the release of his confession to help bolster the sagging poll numbers of President George W. Bush. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed also stated that he has been tortured nearly every day since he arrived at the Guantanamo Bay detainment camp. --------------------------------------------------- Prison Planet.tv: The Premier Multimedia Subscription Package: Download and Share the Truth! Please help our fight against the New World Order by giving a donation. As bandwidth costs increase, the only way we can stay online and expand is with your support. Please consider giving a monthly or one-off donation for whatever you can afford. You can pay securely by either credit card or Paypal. Click here to donate. |